W Is For Will

Diet of a campground raccoon with a wildly vivid imagination

An experienced and dedicated professional skilled in corporate accounting and tax matters.

An enthusiast of trades; amateur plasterer, sketchy electrician, decent plumber, affordable groundskeeper, pretty decent sous, acceptable pool boy, off-level carpenter, and heavy-handed mixologist.

A hobbyist of: tennis, analog photography, Salinger style writing, college football, pulmonaut techniques, precision shooting, and lifting heavy things and placing them down again.

A sufferer of: tinnitus, mild-anxiety, and belief that I have control.

Love 2/?

Love is calculating the four counts and table turn time for a beloved Tex-Mex restaurant your wife took you for your birthday dinner for a Saturday mock dinner service to calculate estimated amount of tequila bottles necessary to cover margaritas at dinner. At 4 drinkers per table top with 12 tables on the second floor, 24 in main dining, and another 12 on the patio with a 6-11pm dinner services we’re anticipating 960 guests. If we assume one 2 oz drink per guest at the four top we’re at 480 oz of tequila. At 60oz per 1.75L handle of tequila that is 8 bottles of tequila to get 240 people happy, 16 gets them feeling pretty good, and 24 is a siesta for those folks.

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