Diet of a campground raccoon with a wildly vivid imagination
An experienced and dedicated professional skilled in corporate accounting and tax matters.
An enthusiast of trades; amateur plasterer, sketchy electrician, decent plumber, affordable groundskeeper, pretty decent sous, acceptable pool boy, off-level carpenter, and heavy-handed mixologist.
A hobbyist of: tennis, analog photography, Salinger style writing, college football, pulmonaut techniques, precision shooting, and lifting heavy things and placing them down again.
A sufferer of: tinnitus, mild-anxiety, and belief that I have control.
“If the characters were rational, the movie would be dull.” – sentiment of Alfred Hitchcock, Billy Wilder, and John Ford.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” – Ron Paul
“I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be!” – Peter
W Is For Will 